A: Not at all. I love animals. Except cows.

 

 

 

A: I live near rural communities. I see a lot of cows. They are smelly, they break loose and stand in the middle of the road, and they're too dumb to know what a blaring car horn means. I just find them annoying. It's not like I torture them or anything, though. I just don't like them.

 

 

 

A: I'm about as far from redneck as it gets.

 

 

 

A: Of course. I believe that the life of one child suffering with cancer is more valuable than that of a thousand lab rats. Also, my mother is an insulin-dependent diabetic.

 

 

 

A: I believe in equality among humans. I do not believe that animals are equal to humans. Animals do not become doctors, nurses, scientists, world leaders, astronauts, teachers, musicians, actors, artists, writers, chefs, or anything when they grow up. When a squirrel discovers a cure for cancer, then we'll talk.

 

 

 

A: I do believe this. Animal cruelty is a horrible thing, and it's a shame that it happens. There is no purpose in it. I believe all animals that die to make a product should be killed in humane ways, not bludgeoned or stomped to death. Besides, it's ethical treatment we're shooting for here, right?

 

 

 

A: If you ask me, a lot of them are just a bunch of loons. Firebombing research facilities in the name of animal rights, putting the lives of animals before those of humans, turning kids against their parents with frightening propaganda (the famous "Your Mommy Kills Animals" comic), and really being some of the biggest hypocrites on the face of the earth.

 

 

 

A: Actually, I have too much time on my hands, so I decided to make a site about something I have a strong opinion about, rather than just post another story site. See, I think about more than vampires!